Fast Acting Doors

You can, too. Here’s how:
Make this chicken noodle soup: Pull all the meat off a supermarket rotisserie chicken and throw it into a large saucepan with some garlic, chopped fresh celery, College Inn soup flavor enhancer. Saute and then pour in several cups of chicken broth. Bring to a boil and add salt and pepper to taste. Simmer for a while and then toss in a half bag of egg noodles; continue at near boil until noodles are al dente. Plate a single serving. THEN, add to the serving a 250mg Zithromax tablet and a tblsp of Robitussin AC (the syrup with codeine.) Over the next three days, forget the soup, but continue serving 1 tablet per day and a 1 tsp of the syrup every four hours.